just-shower-thoughts:

Being financially stable enough to book in a visit to the dentist and not have to worry about the invoice is probably the peak of being an adult.

boarofthenorth100:

brujeriablood:

boarofthenorth100:

fiery-pleasantries:

boarofthenorth100:

Whatcha up to, Horace?

This Branch Has Been Moved

There Is Something Alive In This Woods

Horace you’re alive and in the woods. Was it you?

Look At Me

Do Your Really Think Im Did Not Consider I Move The Fuckening Branch Did Your Think That Was Not My First Thought Did Your Think Old Horace Is Stupid Well I Will Tell You I Am Not Stupid Im Smart So Shut The Hell

alwaysmeek:

You deserve a relationship that allows you to sleep peacefully at night.

fuglyselfie:

I can’t wait for Florence + The Machine to release new music so I can use it to perform an exorcism on my whole body and soul and cleanse myself of all the negative energy that’s been holding me prisoner

fruitslime:

throwback to that time in 2013 when i made a text post that said “i would die without weed” and someone reported it to my college as a suicide threat and they pulled me out of class and made me see a counselor who had the text post printed out and highlighted on a piece of paper

finalfantasy37:

time: *makes me bolder*
children: *get older*
me: *gets older too*

gothicprep:

also the new taylor swift song being called “look what you made me do” is so funny bc like… what did you do

apocalyptic-genderpunk:

showerthoughtsofficial:

If our buttcracks were horizontal they’d clap when we climbed stairs.

This is the shitpost we’ve all been waiting for

pervocracy:

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE